His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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