We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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