we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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