just come out here and I will go home with you...
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I should be sponsored by Trojan
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
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we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
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So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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