Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
We need to get me chipped asap
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Randomize
