are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
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i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
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seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
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