Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I want her autograph on my taint
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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