I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.