Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
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So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
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we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
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