I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
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The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
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Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.