I didn't shave. On purpose
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
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Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
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If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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