You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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