Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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