dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
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I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
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I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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