oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
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i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
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I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
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So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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