Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
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I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
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Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
I know her cup size but not her name....
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