wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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