The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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