Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
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I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
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five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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