I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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