you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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