Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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