You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
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Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
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First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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