So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
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the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
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Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
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