you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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