it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.