I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
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I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
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I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol