Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
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