you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Randomize
