Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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