i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
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dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
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There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
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