Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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