But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
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Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
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Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
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