i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
just come out here and I will go home with you...
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
Randomize
