I want to stick my p in your. b.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
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As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
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I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...