Whod you bang
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
He better not be in your backpack
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.