If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
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we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
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Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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