its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
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Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
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I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
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