and you said cock pushups were impossible
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
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Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
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Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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