yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
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My vagina just recognized that song.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
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The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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