I want to stick my p in your. b.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
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I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
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You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
I know her cup size but not her name....
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