you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Randomize