the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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