Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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