Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
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What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
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My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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