There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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