The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
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I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
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it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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