I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
sarcasm needs its own font
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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