I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
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sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
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Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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