how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
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She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
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I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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