Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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