whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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