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Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
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