You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
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was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
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Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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