Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
Randomize
