Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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