Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
i think i have herpe
just one?
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
We got so high we made milksteak
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
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