Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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