people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Banned from zoo.
Again?
im having a threesome with these popsicles
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
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why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
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Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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