You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
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